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A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.
Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.
I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.
The act of performing oral sex on a female.
"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"
The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.
I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!
a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.
"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"
When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.
typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.
A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.
That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.
"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."