PED

PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.

“Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul”

Ped

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

PED

pussy eating disorder

Pussy eating disorder is suffered by many Including me

If you eat pussy or are obbsesed with eating pussy you have ped

“ hey last night I munched this girls pussy so hard she died” “really you might have ped!”

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Ped

A catchy slang abbreviation for the word pedophile

Dude... you're a ped!!!