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I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.
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one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.
Nice shot ass paddle...
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Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.
As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.
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a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes
oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!
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Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.
John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
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Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.
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