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A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
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the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector
"john terry is a penile injector"
"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"
"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"
penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
The act of ejaculating.
"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'
Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma
Jacques, I will pass on the second grilled penile fromage sandwich. Merci.
Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.
Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.
James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."
Will: "Penile dramas."
James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."
A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.