penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

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Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

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penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

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penilize

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.

Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.

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penil

a mispronunciation of people

penil do that too, I ment people

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penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

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