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A person with an IQ in the top 1%.
An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.
I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))
Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.
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one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task
A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.
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People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!
He's a 5 percenter!
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After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
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refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.
"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
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When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time
"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"
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The retard who collects the trollies in the local supermarket, or helps you pack your groceries whilst dribbling into the carrier bag!
'Hey Hey Stand back dude, I think this guy may be drunk'
'Nah, he's just a Ten Percenter, leave him be'
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