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When you are doing a woman doggy and you pull out before you ejaculate and spit on her back so she thinks that you have ejaculated on her back. she will turn around and then you bust your nut in that bitch's eye. Very Nice
You: *SPIT*
Recipent: You Done?
You: SUPRISE BIATCH *SPLAT*
Recipent: Ow my eye
Later that night...
I Hit that Bitch with a Philly Fakeout
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When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.
Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.
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A common baseball reference when a player pretends to have thrown the baseball, but still has it in his glove. More commonly known as "the hidden ball trick."
"That was a nice philly fakeout by the first baseman. We almost got the runner out."
" Watch out for this guy, he's got a killer philly fakeout move."
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Philly Fade refers to a haircut. In particular a cut where the sides are faded at the temples primarily but it can also carry back to and over the ears and neck line. East calls it Philly Fade and Midwest calls it a Temple Fade.
Hook me up with a Philly Fade.
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Yo from Philly. We do not have an accent! It's soda, not "pop"! It's a hoagie, not a "sub"! It's the shore, not the "beach", and we drink wood-er, not "water". It's not "Where are you guys going?", it's "Where you's goin?". It's pizza, not "pie". We love the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers, and we eat cheesesteaks religiously. We don't think this is the best place in the world, we know it is!
Philadelphia Philly is a city so completely and amazingly wonderful, no definition in the universe would show an outsider how great it truly is! Pages and pages would need to be written to fullfil its beauty.
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True philly taco veterans know that one must go to Jim's for the cheesesteak first. Common philly taco eating hours typically coincide with the busiest hours at Jim's. Therefore, getting the pizza first will result in a cold slice of pizza. In addition, the insulative properties of the bread and foil wrapping keep the cheesesteak nice and hot.
Order the cheesesteak to go, then walk to Lorenzo's and get your slice of pizza. Wrap the slice of pizza around the cheesesteak longwise. For the best experience, eat while standing in the back room of Lorenzo's and watching yourself enjoy.
Dude, these noobs think you should get the pizza first?
...Phucking Philly Taco Amatuers...
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A brand of cigar used to roll weed in. Cigars that are not Philly brand are just called blunts.
"Go to the store and get a Philly Blunt"
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