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an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.
Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/
Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.
hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots
"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer
When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.
*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*
"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."
Pronounced (Phone-er)
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner
Jill: "Woah.. is that your phone??"
Jack: "no, its my phoner"
When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.
Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.
when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner
hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner