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phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 18, 2016


Phoner

Pronounced (Phone-er)
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner

Jill: "Woah.. is that your phone??"
Jack: "no, its my phoner"

by ajdiffee September 11, 2011


Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021


hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009


Phoneral

When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).

Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.

by K Supreme September 6, 2020


Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024