joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)

OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

Street Pikey

Any undesirable denisen of the street. eg. neds, rowdy homeless people, junkies or general wandering thieves and chancers.

Hey dude, did one of those street pikeys spit on my back?

Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.

“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.

Pikeys BBQ

A Barbecue consisting of traveler foke at a (pikey) site. Normally consisting of all 400 cousins,parents,siblings/partners. This normally consists of a set of burning tires and a frying pan/shopping trolley on top cooking wild game they poached that day.

Alrite mate you coming down the site for a pikeys BBQ, got a load of tires to burn a shopping trolley and a pan I stole from Lydle! After we can have a fight in the mud.

nikey pikey

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.

these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'

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Bike Pikey

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

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Pikey Art

Pikey Art is a modern form of street art. Strongly influenced by the world of Graffiti. It comes in various forms of art from framed sketches to printed vinyl t- shirts and hoodies.

Established in 2009 by the contempery artist ' PIKEY'.

There are five main components to Pikey Art;

1, Word Art
2, Sketches
3, Tattoo Design
4, Surfing
5, Pikey's own unique creations

All art work created is exclusicely designed Pikey himself.

Pikey has over 20 years of street and artistic experience under his belt.

For images of Pikey's work or to contact him please go to www.pikeyart.webs.com

Pikey Art

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