moose pistol

1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

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Crystal pistol

A glass utensil that you smoke crystal methamphetamine through

I was twirling a mad vortex in my crystal pistol when all of a sudden

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Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

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pistol whip

To hit someone (preferebly on the head) with a the bottom side of a gun.

Yo that sleezy neighbor guy got got pistol whipped by Ray Liotta in Good Fellas.

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Real pistol

Slang use for penis. Much more funny to use in public because most people do not know what it means. Can be used in a lot of different contexts. Emphasis on REAL.

Look at the size of my gun bitch, you think thats somethin? Wait till I take off this latex and show you some REAL pistol.

Dude1: man this girl is texting me like crazy!

Dude2: she prob wants you to show her some REAL pistol!

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Sex Pistols

British punk band in the late 1970's consisting of 4 Members, Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock(Later replaced by Sid Vicious) and Paul Cook. This band used loud offensive music & lyrics, which definied punk for what it is,not what it seems,making punk rock of true essence to society.

R.I.P. Sid Vicious

I know you didn't kill Nancy

The Sex Pistols created/defined punk so fuck off!

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Dos Pistoles

A rogue group of bad ass mother fuckers raining havoc and good times on the river city and various other locations.

Person 1: Did you hear about that gang jay walking around Richmond?

Person 2: Yeah, that was Dos Pistoles, they're always up to no good.

Where did all the alcohol go? God damn it, Dos Pistoles Strikes again!

Why did that guy just chug my drink and jump off the bar stool screaming Dos?