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Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.
Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!
People who are loosely throwing the word plant-based around who food shame and criticize others for eating meat when they used to.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
Plant-basers are people who once ate a ton of meat but now believe they have a right to food shame others because they no longer do.
A combination of head butt and face plant.
"The cat just head planted the door"
When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats
"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"
A boy who has a special interest in plants. You may find yourself getting drawn into plant-based conversations and likely, you won’t be overly interested. This is a boy many may try to avoid, but he will always be around, and he will share his botanical knowledge.
Oh man, that guy next door is such a plant boy. We had way too long of a conversation about plant genetics the other day.
The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.
AHHHHH. GUYS RUN! ITS MR PLANT! HES COMING FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.
My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”
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