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When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats
"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"
What you call yourself when you have eaten meat within the last six hours.
Yiddish word for 'meat'
"Hey, want some pizza?"
"Nah man, I'm fleishig."
-we all have a subconscious fear of this
showm-rye-itty
Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you
I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!
The look up and down (usually full of judgement)
That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!
That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.
When you don't really know or care if you're talking about a kardashian or a jenner because in your head they're the same, or you're just talking about the whole clan
Hey did you see what the karjenners were wearing to that awards show? Nah, and I don't care
This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.
An impractical, yet contemplative person
Person 1: "Hmm, should I save five dollars on the bus by walking 10 miles home in the rain?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me, stop being such a luftmensch."
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