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Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?
Sally No its too cold!!
Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!
Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
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a polar bear who is manic in the summer and depressed in the winter.
Hibernation is so sad for Mr. bi polar bear
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When you're fucking a chick doggystyle, she reaches back and tickles your balls.
Dude, this weekend, me and my chick were just fuckin, but then she pulled the ol' Purple Polar Bear on my ass and it was extreme!
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A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
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This involves a man releasing into a body of water occupied by atleast one person, bathtub, pool, hottub. Thus creating the effect of a polar bear in the water.
Jack: Last night while Jill was in the tub, I totally pulled the polar bear on her.
John: No Way!
Jack: Yeah, is it cool if I crash here tonight?
John: Lame...
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When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.
My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?
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When a guy blows his load between a woman's boobs then asks for a hug. They smother the "white-stuff" on each other's chests and say "ahhhh"
When Mann and May have sex they always finish with the polar bear hug
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