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Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.
Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"
Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."
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The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!
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Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.
Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*
Girl: WTF?
Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)
Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?
Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"
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A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.
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Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me
Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.
I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.