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A kind hearted person. Very stubborn. Can be an asshole. Loves to jam out. Takes their work very seriously. Super sensitive but will hardly ever show it. A true gentleman. Kind of a loner but doesn't mind socializing. Ridiculously intellegent. Extremely unique. You'll never find someone quite like them. Very passionate and great in bed.
You wish you were a joshua potter but far from that level of awesomeness.
That was sooo joshua potter of you
Harry potter not wearing makeup
Oh crap here comes scary potter
a very hirsute female with hair all over her body
You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
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Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.
Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."
Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
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First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
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After reading the Harry Potter series, every mention of it will cause a devastatingly long discussion about characters and events in the novels.
Generally, you are Potter prone if you do such things.
1: Hey, that guy kinda looks like Hagrid!
2: Hagrid! I love that guy. Did you know he was accused of opening the Chamber of Secrets? Did you know he had a pet spider named Aragog? Hagrid likes dragons too. He was a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Did you know he brings Harry to the Burrow when Harry turns 17? Did you know...
1: You are so Potter prone!
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when people don't leave their houses for days or hours (depending on how fast a reader one is) at a time as a result of the latest harry potter book coming out. nobody goes online or outside for fear that someone might reveal the ending.
girl: Mom, can I hang out with you tonight? The new Harry Potter just came out and nobody's free. On second thought, maybe I'll just go out and buy the book.
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