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let's go get alex a birthday present.
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1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
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1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.
2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
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Oh, that sucker will surely do a presentation to somebody sitting next to him on his plane back to Vancouver.
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science presentation A presentation in science you have to do within 10 minutes but you're writing an urban dictionary definition about the thing you're about to do.
science presentation "Goddangit I have to do that goddang science presentation tomorrow"
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A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.
My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.
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pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.
Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.
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