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When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.
Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.
when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.
for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
When a woman or person . Wears too much make up that it leaves a full face pillow print.
Cut back on the make up .. pillow print !
The red mark a woman leaves on her underwear while on her period, indicating that she is, in all likelihood, being a bitch. Can also apply to any other surface that becomes so marked. Such as chairs, couches, bed sheets, car seats, or a man's lap.
I could tell it was going to be a rough day when I found my girlfriend's underwear on the floor with a bitch print in them.
Any saved pictures, videos, text messages, emails or any other form of media sent by a person you are no longer in contact with.
Who are those pics of on your phone?
Oh they're just ghost prints I haven't deleted yet.