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When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
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Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.
Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.
Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."
Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.
Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
When your faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivers you from the ravages of the coronavirus—when you live from a place of peace instead of fear.
Just as the faith of the old wise Daniel, who worked for King Darius, as reported in the Old Testament of the Bible, made him lion-proof after being thrown into the lions’ den, so too could you be corona-proof if you put your faith in the Almighty God.
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Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."
Justin Bieber is famous, that's Proof That There Is No God.
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1. adj. Capable of adapting or conforming to standards not yet known; customizable.
I only needed the power of a single graphics card in my PC, but I got a great future-proof motherboard that supports quad SLI.
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