COAB

Internet talk, short for Christ On A Bike.

"Hey, Bernard, look at that fool"

"COAB"

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Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

In the post

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.