Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

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quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

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QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

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quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

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quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

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Quim Shiver

The same as fanny flutter, the excitement you get in the vagina when sexually aroused

He was so hot he gave me quim shivers just looking at him

Quim Shrubbery

Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''

Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace