reese

a dumb ass white girl with little titties. She also doesn't shut the fuck up.

that bitch reese (annoyed emoji)

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reese

To empty one's bowles whilst recieving oral sex (man or woman)

REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you do yesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...

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Reeses

a code/slang term for condom

"Dude, I hooked up with amber last night!"

"Did u use a condom??"

"No, dude, I used a reeses!!"

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reese's law

"As a twitter hashtag grows larger, the probability of a comparison to terrorists or ISIS approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that argument is over, and whoever mentioned terrorists has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Reese's law thus practically guarantees of an upper bound on a hashtags lifespan and overall size.

Reese's law: The #GamerGate cabal are the technology world’s ISIS.

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Reese's feces

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.

I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

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Reese's Puffs

It's candy... For BREAKFAST?!

Not candy... REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! JUST ONE BITE, AND MY TASTE BUDS ARE LOST IN A SEA OF CHOCOLATEY FLAVOR!!! REESES PUFFS IS CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!

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Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.

"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"