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Having fast movements like a cat
When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes
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The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.
Instances of Don't Look Reflex:
e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!
(Billy instantly swivels his head around)
Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?
Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?
e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!
(everyone in the tour immediately looks)
Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
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the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.
president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.
person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.
person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
when nobody is in a lift then some people tend to sexual intercourse in it, they often push STOP or EMERGENCY STOP so they can fuck
this can only work with 2 people inside an elevator
patrick and deston fucked in the elevator reflex situation coz they have too much testosterone...
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The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled.
Jorge's rick roll reflex is madd quick. Rick didn't even get to the third linn drum hit.
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(MMR for short)
When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
A play on "Cat Like Reflexes" but only when ducking out of the way when someone throws something at you. Based on the incident of when the Iraqi Reporter threw his shoes at Bush.
Chris threw a nerf dart at my face and I ducked out of the way at the last second and said:
Good thing I have "Bush Like Reflexes"
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