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Mallow Resistance

A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.

The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!

See Remallowist

You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?

Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?

by Fresh and Tasty May 9, 2021


resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.

resistance bands are great for on the go excercises

by notzz001 November 18, 2022


no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022


Law of Resistance

Law of Resistance (noun):

1. A principle suggesting that consistent effort applied against internal or external challenges, such as doubt, fear, or discomfort, generates the momentum necessary for personal growth, achievement, and forward movement.

2. In a broader context, it refers to the idea that resistance, rather than being an obstacle, can be harnessed as a force to propel one toward higher levels of success, much like how an airplane generates lift by pushing against wind resistance.

How it works:
Internal Resistance as Wind:

- Challenges and obstacles (internal and external) act like the wind in flight. They create pressure and friction, but when harnessed correctly, they become tools for growth and personal evolution.

- Consistent effort and action represent the airplane's engines. The more we actively engage with resistance, the more power we generate to move forward.

- By facing and pushing against resistance consistently, we create "lift" in our lives—overcoming stagnation and rising above limitations.

"The Law of Resistance states that by consistently pushing against internal resistance—be it doubt, fear, or discomfort—you generate the force needed to lift yourself to higher levels of personal achievement and growth. Just as an airplane uses the wind's resistance to rise, engaging with your own internal struggles creates the momentum necessary to propel you forward in life."

by Possibility Advocate September 5, 2024


piece de resistance

Da most important hurdle dat a tongue-lolling stud must overcome in order to gain access to a gal's a**.

Offering a cute chick a full-body massage can be one of da best and easiest ways to be permitted to touch her behind; no "piece de resistance" to deal wif on da way to your "prize". Plus of course, once dat said hot looker discovers how good your strong warm hands feel on her butt while you're delightedly kneading it, she will likely allow you to "get a piece" whenever you want it from then on.

by QuacksO March 29, 2023


Non-resistant Non-belief

I'm more of a staunch condemnation religious belief kind of guy...

Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'

The school shooter Jordan interviewed ALSO thought your kids deserve to die and YOU DIDN'T EVEN WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA AT HIM SO HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. You don't have an excuse. You don't have an excuse to deny me the credit I deserve and you don't have an excuse not to pay me. I said I was better than all of you and was going to create A.I. I WAS RIGHT. You're all dogshit. What else do we got? Molestation? I didn't molest anyone. Kendra molested someone. I did not. Haven't fucked any kids. What else? Hitler was conceptually adjacent to

✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


Vaccine resistance

The news tells you that vaccine resistance is crumbling, or that mask resistance is crumbling, and of course they're going to do that to get more people to do what they want them to. What they won't tell anybody is that vaccine/mask resistance isn't dead or over for everyone.

As long as there are people that disagree with what they're told about vaccines and masks, there will be vaccine resistance. It might just end up being a few out of many, but that doesn't matter. Life is worth losing.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021