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A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality
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Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.
I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.
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pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
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To masturbate 3 times in one day.
My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick