root guzzler

a woman that takes a cock deep down her thorat and gobbles up all the semen.

That girl is awesome bro. She is a root guzzler.

Roots Manuva

Rodney Smith AKA Roots Manuva was brought up in Stockwell, South London, a son of humble Jamaican parents. Smith found a love for black british musicians and hip hop, particularily influenced by Rakim and recorded his debut in 1994 and since then has produced many hugely popular albums and songs inluding "Where my mind is at" and "Fingerprints of the gods" with DJ Skitz, "Witness (1 Hope)" and his chilled anthem "Dreamy days". His groundbreaking album "Run come save me" is rated as the 1,066th best selling CD on Amazon.co.uk (compare this to 2Pac's 2,238 rank for his greatest hits album)

Taskmaster burst the bionic zit splitter,
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter,
we lean all day and some say that ain't productive,
could that depend upon the demon that you're stuck with?
'cos right now, I see clearer than most,
I sit here contented with this cheese on toast

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plant roots

To live somewhere for an extended period of time and/or to have children and send them to school.

After Leroy got his degree, he decided to plant roots in Austin.

rusted root

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

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Root Farming

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.

Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.

Root Ring

1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.

2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.

Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.

Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.

roots planted

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time