Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.

Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.

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Prince-Rupert’s-drop

The aftermath of jacking off on the toilet and wiping it clean, but, sitting there long enough the extra discharge dripping out when you stand up creating a prince -uperts-drop dangling 2-4”and eventually falling into the water.

The prince-Rupert’s-drop would not detach from his penis.

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Rupert R Norberry

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.

Where is Rupert R Norberry today??? :/ ("confusion face")

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

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one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

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Robo Rupert

When you put on a Robocop costume after a night out on the town with your partner. While trying to seduce her afterwards, you slowly walk around following her in costume walking like Robocop until she gives up and you make love to her.

I tried minding my own business and walked all around the house but I got Robo Rupert’d

Chubby Rupert

The sexual act of masturbation with a hot dog bun, where you insert "the meat" (penis or labia) betwixt the bun. Provide your own sauce.

Ooooh, I've got some spare buns for later, so I can have a good 'ol Chubby Rupert, hold the mustard.