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A tram which carries lots of salad.
"Oh wonderful salad tram
Rocking side to side
Over an icy bridge
Of pepperoni and slime"
An incoherent rambling statement, usually filled with unnecessarily-long words and spoken/written by Morgane Oger that says virtually nothing in the most amount of characters.
I was going to reply to his tweet but it was word salad and I couldn't find a rational point to start from.
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The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms
Salad girl: I am a neurodivergent schizophrenic with bipolar disorder, insomnia, POTS, PTSD, depression, sunlight allergy, exploding head syndrome, arthritis, and autism!
Random observer: Sounds like disorder salad to me
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"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
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The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.
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A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
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A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.
I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch