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To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.
Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?
Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.
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Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"
*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
George 22
"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"
To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.
Very common practice in Austria.
Wow, did you hear what John and Jane did yesterday?
OMG, did they try the "Schnitzel"?
The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.