Rural Dictionary

School

The place that is the actual hell, and not the religious hell.

You go to school for 7 1/2 hours and have more work to go home with

by otgrj May 19, 2011

A place that was once a center of learning. Now it is nothing more than a place to stick your children so you don't have to put up with them. When kids come home cursing, don't be a retard and say "Hey, Timmy, where did you learn that?" "FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTFUCK" Timmy will reply.

Hey let's see a movie.
I can't I have to go to hell, I mean school.

by Not the 'model' student April 20, 2004

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school

The destruction of human creativity, where innocent minds are exploited at a very young age for the purpose of us all becoming ignorant little robots and being no smarter than the other.

Also see hell-fire, misery, self-immolation, agony, impalement, Chinese torture, etc...

In school I learned that two plus two equals four, but why the fuck can't it equal five?

Einstein got D's and F's in school.

Winston Churchill flunked English at least five times.

by superiormind June 23, 2005

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School

School is horrible, people who have problems at home still have to put up with assholes, useless classes, homework etc.
School can fuck up your social life, and one of the main reasons for teenage suicides. If we wasn't at school, we could be doing things we enjoy most, such as friends, hobbies etc. I do admit, I have learnt some cool and useful stuff in school, but, you need to see the real world to learn things, such as seeing how things are made, how
things work etc, insted of being in a dusty, cramped classroom full of pricks, while you are writing out information into a book that will get thrown away at the end of the year. So yes, school has it's good points being-

You learn to write, handy.
And some other stuff, depending on what you care for.

The bad being- Read other peoples describions. I think the main being: Destorying self thought.

In my opinion, school should be atteneded when wished or at freewill, because sometimes, I really want to do something or see someone, but I have to go to school to do " Math ".