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When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?
David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night
Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now
Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!
Anyone named Scott whom closely resembles the definition of a stereotypical douche bag. People pretend to like him, but in reality they all just want to hit his punchable face.
God, that Scott is a total Scoot Sac!
a cool person not to be confused with Travis Scott
Travis Scoot is so cool
When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.
Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.
When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.
"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"
one who rides a street legal moterized scooter. these people usualy apear to gay or extremely wimpy.
look at that fruit scoot. lets run him over
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