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When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.
Man: I'd like a Seb's Super Special please.
Dirty Filthy Hooker: Eww, i don't do those.
A day, October 3rd where we can throw all people called Sebastian. Especially if they are ginger.
Person 1:Yo, did you hear its national throw Seb day
Person2:yeah
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When one connects the positive terminal of a car battery to their asshole and the negative to the tip of their penis in hopes of sexual excitement.
“I got bored on my Friday night when no one was home and tried The Seb.”
a bunch of paigons that are together and they are simps and dont care about me and i will touch seb tonight and zoe will cry
your such a seb and zoe
when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen
person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
once apon a time, there was a project that was happening, where lydia was silly seb and luke was serious seb. funny to now thinjk that theyre the only people who were banished from our group, i guess in the apocalyptic future, those three will be first to perish , since the trinity of sebs is curse onto humanity
the trinity of sebs, iCKCKCKYYYY