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Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.
A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:
Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!
The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.
Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.
people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome
Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being
When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
selfish-instagraming?”
A person who self-isolates from the COVID-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their social life.
Randy will only self-isolate from COVID-19 until it interferes with hooking up on Tinder or playing frisbee in the park. Dude is a total selfish-isolator.
A person who self-isolates during the Covid-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their own social life.
He only self-isolates from Covid-19 until there’s a non-essential reason to leave his house, like a party or chance to hookup on Tinder. He’s a total selfish-isolator.
A person that gets there feelings hurt easily so than does not help anyone in return.
Ashley got mad at Logan for not picking her up on time so she decided to not give him gas money and be sensitive selfish for the trip to Vegas!!!!