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A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.
If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.
These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.
ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks
Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!
Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!
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(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.
"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"
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A big ass that serves double duty as a slam piece and a place to rest your beer.
I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.
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Of high quality.
Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.
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The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
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When a person fills their book shelf with trendy novels, reference books, and/or classic literature to make themselves feel better about their base level of knowledge. Also refers to someone talking about a book they just read in a way which seems as if they had read it years before to make themselves sound well-read.
"That guy had the complete works of Shakespeare, 10 or 15 New York Times best sellers, and the Encyclopedia Brittanica 2009 Edition on his shelf. That guy has some serious shelf esteem problems."
"I was about to join one of those book of the month clubs you always see on TV, but then I grew some shelf esteem."
You: "Like that scene in the Da Vinci code...."
Someone Else: "Dude, buy yourself a 12th grade education level and get yourself some decent shelf esteem."
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