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Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.

Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.

by Uchayman September 12, 2010

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cup of shield

AKA cuppa shield

A term used to say that 'fortnite' is not a fun game for them.
'cup of shield' came from the saying 'not my cuppa tea (cup of tea).

1:Do you play fortnite battle royale?
2:Nah, I don't like it.
1:Why not?
2:Ah mate, fortnite is just not my cup of shield.

by muntocunt0 February 26, 2019


pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 29, 2009


Prudish Shield

The defense against physical relations used by a serious flirt who never had an intention for physical relations.

She flirted to the gentleman's delight, but then threw up her prudish shield and all went home.

by NYT My Man February 19, 2011


genna shields

offfft youd git it.

genna shields oh my. get they bad boys oot;)

by woooop woooop;) November 9, 2012


Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017


Schawg Shield

The ability to not be effected by low grade marijuana. Typically gained by experienced pot smokers.

Jack: "Dude, we're so high."

Jackson: "Yeah, but look at Robby."

Jack: "It's alright, he's just got a schawg shield."

by Jacksonjack September 24, 2009