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Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.
Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect
Verb phrase. To start a business.
This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.
"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"
A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'
'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)
'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'
'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.
This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.
Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting
When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!
When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.