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He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.
Channel your inner canadian driver, Simon.
the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
Friend: ugh I can’t believe simon has a 94 in macro
Me: ugh can he get any better://
10👍 5👎
Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!
The Simons family won first today.
4👍 1👎
A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
5👍 5👎
Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.
9👍 4👎
A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.
Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”
8👍 4👎
An idiot with floofy hair (::::
Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.
8👍 5👎