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Sloth

Couch potato, slacker, and bludger. Looking for a free ride, floats around from one household to another for a free place to live after he gets kick out of the house or apt from leeching off of the people for to long. Doesn't want to work, can't hold a job, and waste his/her time doing nothing but getting drunk and high.

Look out for that sloth Micheal. He just got kick out of another persons home and is looking for another place to live because he drank all their booze and ate all their food plus he ran up their bills while freeloading off of them.

That Micheal is a Sloth! He refuses to work and tries to live off of other peoples money and floats around from one place to another to live.

by Foamy Fucker March 9, 2012

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


sloth

a very slow person who always gets themselves in fucked up situations.

"man, you here about scott, he got tossed in the drunk tank for pissing on that church school bus"
"man, he's such a sloth"

by jilldo December 29, 2004

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sloth Car

β€œA β€˜Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”

β€œJoni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”

by Julesheart February 10, 2023


Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014

77πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 26, 2014


Running Sloth

A character, an ideal, an image, representing an enigma of potential misinterpreted by the idea of slothfulness.

"Did you catch that latest Running Sloth production? It was so good!"

by The Original Running Sloth March 14, 2008

55πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gorilla Sloth

A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)

Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.

by sepha May 15, 2011