Bamboon Slurpee

The sexual act of spreading the butt cheeks of a girl while performing analingus on her while another girl is simultaneously performing oral sex on you. Girl number one farts in your mouth, while you shoot your muck in number two's mouth. Girl number two snowballs cum into your mouth as you burp girl number one's fart back into her's.

I ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a Bamboon Slurpee.

Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!

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Slurpee bomb

Taking a partially full slurpee and throwing it at something/someone of significance as a prank or an act of war.

Helen: You fucking slurpee bombed my driveway last night!!!

David: You had it coming to you.

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Brisbane Slurpee

This involves 2 girls and a guy, the guy releases his baby yogurt into one of the girls and then the other sucks it out of her vagina with a straw

Morgan: Ohh Alicia I'm so thirsty
Alicia: Lets go to 7/11 to get a Slurpee
Phil McCraken: Oh I have a better Idea, I make a mean Brisbane Slurpee

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slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?

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slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout

You are such a slurpee saturday.

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Jersey Slurpee

A threesome MFF, MFM, MMM when one male ejaculates into the anus of a participant and has the second participant take a slurpee fun straw, drink it out of the anus and snowball back into the third participants mouth.

I almost threw up watching a threesome perform the jersey slurpee, it must have been filmed in jersey.

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russian slurpee

1. While a woman has her period, bleeding, a partner "goes down" on her, and sips on her vaginal juices, whatever they may be at the time.

"Three apple teenies later on a hot night in mexico, and you'll do anything. Hell, i even had a russian slurpee... What a mess."

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