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Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
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"Snoop Dad" is someone's dad who is a snoop into your personal business,and is very difficult. Someone who is a "snoop dad" also thinks he is the rapper snoop doggy dogg. IF your dad is a busy body and gets into your business and tries to rap,he is most likely a snoop dad
Snoop Dad yelled at me and my friends,spied on me,told me to get the f__k out,and crashed into my nice car and then told me "to chill to the next episode"
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(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.
Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle
Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."
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The reincarnation of Snoop Dogg. When Snoop dies, he will be reincarnated as Snoop Ggod. Snoop Ggod will then purge the world of all non-shiznits and people who take their rap careers too seriously.
"Shhhhhh! Be quiet you don't wanna get Snoop Ggod angry!"
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1. The newest and dumbest idea (as of 2012) by Calvin Broadus to synergize his 3 loves; Whoring himself out to the recording industry, making copius amounts of money off people who have no other drive than to do drugs and him the poverty line as low as possible, and finally to further mastering the art of song writing with as little talent as possible.
2. An offensive attempt by the aforementioned Broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of Caucasians. The latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. Something Broadus himself still struggles to do.
Q: Did you hear that new Snoop Lion CD?
A: Yep, it was shit. It was so bad Bob Marley's ghost killed himself. This is OK, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. FML!
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snoop dogg, possibly the scariest looking man on the face of the earth, enjoys doing drugs and adding 'izzle' to the end of his word(izzle)s.
apparently he does his own laundry too.
'dude..what's wrong with your face?'
snoop dogg vaguely resembles a sewer rat.
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