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Sphincter Licking

the act of placing one tongue inside someones rectum. and massaging around the insides and walls of the rectum. also known as an ass pash

Oi, bro my wife cleaned my ass by giving me a sphincter licking massage.

toni likes it when evan is sphincter licking her!

by pussayyyyy June 6, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


anal sphincter

Some would say quite similar to the asshole, the anal sphincter is like a little drawstring that loosens and tightens up your asshole when things are coming in and out of it.

My grandma has shit constantly flowing out of her asshole, she must have a problem with her anal sphincter.

by Tor Coolguy January 24, 2005

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.

Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!

by Psypiral April 23, 2003

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or β€”especiallyβ€” FOR someone else.

"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.

in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time

by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual

Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?

by Ryan May 7, 2004

55πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž