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Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.
These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
My daughter is a honor student
honk if you love jesus
It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it
If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns
In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
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A problem that affects people as soon as they try to buy groceries in Alaska, Hawaii, New York City or San Francisco.
Also very common at cheesy 'upscale' nightclubs in nearly every mid to large sized city in the United States.
From what I understand there is a seriously acute version of the disease in London too. Not sure if the British variety is contagious.
In Alaska everything is imported so prices are higher resulting in early sticker shock. When you start to notice that even products produced in that state (i.e. petrol, weed) are way more expensive than they would be elsewhere in the U.S. the condition moves beyond sticker shock and there is a new word for it: Gouging.
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a large folding knife,sometines a switchbladein which
the blade is much longer than the handle so it sticks out
the back when closed!,also called a FOLDING BOWIE.
the whole theatre gasped when antonio whipped out his
pig sticker CLACK!!!!.AND SLICED OFF HIS OWN NAVEL!!!!!
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a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.
p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in
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When one designs a nazi symbol using an extreme amount of ink on their hand.(Untill its shines on them.) Then pressing down really hard, with that hand on an other person's clothes, skin, or anything that the ink will stick on. Thus giving that person a nazi symbol too.
Boy 1: Yeah I hitler stickered this jew bitch and he told on me!
Boy 2: Sucks for you...
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The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".
Me: Mmmhhmm...
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When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.
Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.