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taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again
"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."
"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"
Vapes to much to fast burns out coils
Stress vaping a person who smokes to much
When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.
“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”
“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”
Someone who forgets to eat for long periods of time when they get really stressed out.
"Dude, John has lost a lot of weight lately."
"Yeah, Kim broke up with him. He's such a stress anorexic."
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The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.
Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out
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A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.
"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"
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One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
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