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When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.
Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.
to talk smack on someone that's not like you
man, that girl looks whack, i always want to swerve on her!!
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A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.
" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."
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To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path
Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,
Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"
Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"
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Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.
Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.
Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.
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You stop talkin shit before i swerve on a nigga
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Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
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