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When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.
Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.
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When a person starts to swim so much that their face and mouth start to turn into ones of a fish
Person 1: Hey his face is fucked up he looks like he has trouble breathing
Person 2: Naw thats just charlie, he joined the swim team in the beginning of the year, mild case of Swimmer's Mouth.
Person 1: OH GOD DAYUMMMM!!!!
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Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.
Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.
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* A division of Stingrays Swimming who swim at the ghetto pool with the tent because we don't have a good aquatic center. But we're ten times cooler because that means the week before spring break we play ANIMAL BALL!!!! We are basically like a family, and spend all of our time together. Everyone, even the other Stingrays, wishes they were a West Pool Kid.
"Are all those swimmers related? No... they're the West Pool Swimmers . duh"
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a male swimmers junk, that has predominantly been shrunken due to the saturation of chemical mixtures in the pool.
"hey how was your date with jake last night?"
"Not bad, except i know he has a swimmer chode so i dont really dig that.."
"oh i see..."
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October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.
“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”
A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.
Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.
These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.
Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.
I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".
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