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The act of heating your food with a BIC lighter
My ovens broken i guess i have to use The Badda Technique
When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.
Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."
When you pull on the anal beads really fast, while your partner is sitting on rotating chair.
"Perform the beyblade technique on me papi"
A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
when you put your lips close together when puffing out weed smoke
“Yo do you use the butthole technique?”
“Yeah dude, it’s way easier to smoke in my dorm now.”
The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.
Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”
Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”
Person 1: “kinda”
A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.
Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!