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hello urban dictionary, i'd like to say a huge "fuck you" to your "don't write about inside jokes" rule. i am now proceeding to break it!
frank is the sexiest spider you will ever meet. you first will meet eyes with him in the corner of the ceiling while taking a hot steamy shower. you then will proceed to slam him with a couch pillow and send him into the dark realm (this is to assert dominance, don't be a beta male and get scared, BE SIGMA AND RAIL HIM!!!)
"i found frank in the bathroom"
"OMG, did you assert your dominance?"
For some odd reason, Lichanos wont be frank when he is trying to roast me.
The word originated in southeast Melbourne years ago and seems to have spread Australia-wide in a matter of years. There is a suburb named Frankston in Melbourne, the word was first used by a small group of individuals who had a dislike for a group of individuals from Frankston. So if you were trying to offend your mate, you would call him frank, or if you saw something dumb, retarded, etc you would call it frank.
*Friend does something retarded*
"That was frank"
Franking-Forcing a wank.
Franking or having a frank, is the act of jerking off with a floppy. Having a frank is often the result of having to many previous wanks in a short time period but still attempting to jerk off resulting in a Frank.
"I had already had two before work and I was knackered but Debra the whore had her tits out at work so I went home and starting franking"
Franking: The act of slapping someone/thing in the facial area with a hot dog/package of hot dogs.
Franking is often associated with hulking.
Sentences:
Kristyn: "Dude! I got franked in the mouth today!"
Courtney: "Wow, what a little douchecopter..."
James:"Wanna go franking tonight at Food Lion?"
Logan:"ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!"
Steven:"May we go hulking as well?"
James:"Does the Pope like little boys?"
Steven: "Yeah"
James: "THEN THAT'S MY ANSWER!!"
When you start to have a crush on someone but they’re also your only option/ the only person giving you attention.
(Comes from the story of Anne Frank who had a crush on the only other boy that she knew)
Girl 1: I have the biggest crush on Aaron right now
Girl 2: I think you’re just franking for him cause he’s not that cute
WHEN YOU SHIT OUTSIDE OF A WINDOW OF A MOVING CAR AND USES A WHITE TOWEL TO CLEAN