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A person who mumbles while talking shit
You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.
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a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
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the female equivalent of "whiskey dick". An occasion where a female drinks too much alcohol and her private parts (clitoris and vulva) become less sensitive, rendering her incapable of orgasm (aka "cum block". )
I went down on Mary for 2 hours, but she drank so much that she had numb button and couldn't come.
The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...
The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.
When you funnel hot sauce into your urethra such that when you ejaculate it into your partner it causes them bodily harm
After she shared my nudes without my consent I gave her the old Nashville Numb.
Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!
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