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International time for discipline.
5:00 crack open the beer.
5:01 the beatings commence.
Bob: "What happened to you?"
Larry: "I tagged a guy's fence and he found me at 5:01."
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Rule number 5
"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."
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This birthday is the coolest of them all.
People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"
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January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous
Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous
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Only hot bitches are born on this day.
Wow her birthdays Aug 5 she’s a hot bitch