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The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.
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The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom
*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *
Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?
Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.
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The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:
Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely
Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.
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The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.
The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.
A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)
OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)
When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.
My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.
a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.
guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."
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